顾昭摆手：/span那有什么/span春天夏天/span你便来山上敲钟/span等到秋天冬天就去给我做老婆/span我们也不做什么/span你每天就给我插花就好/span/span
阿润扭脸看了他/span看了一会点点头很认真的回答：/span好/span/span
顾昭没想到/span脸色顿时涨红起来/span脑袋左右摇摆/span摆了一会吸吸鼻子：/span你偷喝酒了/span/span
阿润并不觉得羞愧：/span嗯/span喝了一些/span/span
/span还有吗/span/span
于是/span顾昭又提着酒壶/span喝着小酒/span灯下看美人插花/span怎么看/span怎么雅致/span雅致的他都有了诗意/span可惜念书不多/span实在不会吟/span却实在想吟/span人家都这么雅了/span他好歹作些什么才撑头/span于是便趴在桌子上/span带着一丝被美人熏出的醉意说：/span阿润/span我想吟诗/span/span
阿润一剪子下去一个花头/span
/span真的/span我倒是会一些/span我想想啊……/span顾昭抱着脑袋/span深恨上辈子读书太少/span妈的还长在南方/span妈的……满脑袋的诗/span真的/span可多了/span课本里/span电视里/span电影里也常叨咕的/span就是记不得了/span到底是什么来的呢/span他愁眉苦脸的生憋/span阿润也不理他/span只是很珍惜的将剪下去的花瓣儿小心的收在一方布帕里/span
/span咳……有了……园中有早梅/span年例犯寒开……这句如何/span/span终于想出一句/span顾昭洋洋得意/span
阿润有些惊讶/span停了剪子看他：/span还成/span下一句呢/span/span
顾昭又愁眉苦脸了：/span忘记了啊……我想想/span真是记不得了/span仿若是年轻的小媳妇剪了梅花/span回到家里插在柜子上了/span嗯……就是这个意思……/span
一不小心……又是一错剪/span阿润很哀怨的看了一眼顾昭/span觉得他是故意的/span
顾昭很无辜的摊手/span真的是记不得了吗/span谁在现代没事儿去看诗文啊/span吃饱了撑的没事干才看呢/span就是……他曾活过很多岁数/span可是/span那也是……每天赚钱买保险/span交按揭/span家长里短/span社会压力大得很/span那里有空看诗文/span
他说的这诗句/span诗名叫早梅/span原句是：园中有早梅/span年例犯寒开/span少妇争攀折/span将归插镜台/span犹言看不足/span更欲剪刀拆/span是唐代/span孟浩然的诗句/span
他能想起来/span不过是这诗句里/span有梅花/span有剪刀而已/span
阿润叹息/span略有所思/span便轻轻念到：/span红梅细剪裁/span崖顶曾怒开/span不惜金缕衣/span凉人多寂哀/span休怨不得归/span纤尘衣轻练/span凌雪院前过/span胭色叩门来/span/span
顾昭一呆/span半响之后叹息：/span阿润吟的真好/span/span
阿润失笑：/span并不好/span学过几日/span可惜……后来便不能上学了/span不过是知道规律乱念的/span要是那只鸟知道/span一定会大加批判/span吟上十首八首绝伦的讥讽咱们/span/span
那只鸟/span是指薛鹤/span薛鹤不喜欢阿润/span阿润也不喜欢他/span薛鹤叫阿润/span那个假和尚/span阿润管薛鹤叫/span那只鸟/span
顾昭笑：/span咱不管他/span他是以后靠十首八首度日骗官做的/span咱听得好就成/span只是阿润的诗句太哀怨/span就像嫁不出去的小媳妇那般/span这个也不好/span咱不提这事儿/span说些高兴的/span/span
阿润停了手/span左右摆弄瓶子的角度/span一边摆弄/span一边问：/span还有什么事情值得高兴/span/span
顾昭沉吟：/span恩……我会说传奇/span野话儿/span/span
/span那你说来/span/span
/span好……阿润知道世界有多大吗/span/span
/span嗯/span这个却是不知道的/span/span
/span我却是知道的/span/span
/span呵呵/span那你说说世界有多大/span/span
/span可大了/span在南边/span过了大海的方向/span住了各种颜色的人/span有黑色的人/span红色的人还有白色的人/span/span
/span休骗我/span怎么会有黑色的人/span/span
/span哎/span只说是野话儿/span我这般说/span你要当成真的听/span/span
/span呵呵/span好吧/span那你继续说来/span/span
/span那黑色的人/span住在很热的地方/span那热的地方/span一年四季只有苦夏/span于是他们便不喜着衣/span那男男女女一年到头都是袒胸露腹/span/span
/span……/span……/span……竟有如此不知羞耻的地方/span/span
/span大家都这样/span怎么会有羞耻呢/span你这话说的就不对了/span羞耻是别人告诉你的词儿/span别人不知羞/span你自己羞个头呀/span/span
/span那倒是/span若都是这样/span羞耻也就没了/span/span
/span那些黑色的人/span倒也不是全露的/span就像黑男子/span待到成年/span就将一个木管子插在话儿上/span/span
顾昭指指自己的□/span比比长度/span可怜的阿润面目一顿扭曲/span又听得新鲜/span就不敢插话/span只能强忍/span
/span那黑色的女娘/span待长大就集体浑身抹了彩色的泥巴当胭脂/span打扮娇俏的去挑选男人/span看那个男子站了一排/span谁的管子又粗又长/span就去找了回家做女婿/span哇……夜里管子一摘/span就可怜了/span常有第二天夫妻打架/span嫌弃对方行欺诈手段骗人之事/span只可惜/span夜都过了/span货是无法退了/span只要哑巴吃黄连/span有苦自己知/span/span
阿润终于忍不住/span趴在桌子上哈哈哈大笑起来/span他捂着肚子/span脑袋连幻出一个情形/span一群纯黑色的人/span排成两排看管子的样子……
笑得一会/span他的笑声又嘎然而止/span面露酸楚/span皆不过是因为一句话：/span哑巴吃黄连/span有苦自己知/span/span/p/div
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